LOCAL SON WOUNDED IN SHOOTING!

THE NEWSPAPER OF THE FICTIONAL TOWN OF HALO

The good deed of helping an old lady out of the street turned into a life-or-death situation for state trooper Collin O'Shea. O'Shea was shot while assisting an unidentified woman out of the street. The woman seemed confused and was stranded in the street when the traffic lights changed.

After being wounded, O'Shea gave chase, bringing down the would-be assassin a few blocks away.

The woman was unhurt, and sent to the psychiatric hospital for evaluation. The entire situation is under investigation.

The O'Sheas are long-time citizens of Halo, and well respected for their community involvement.